Definitions by crispernaki

Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

Five Finger GIF Punch by crispernaki June 4, 2020

Peebie-jeebies 

The sudden feeling of having to go to the bathroom caused by being nervous, anxious, etc.

I was so nervous before going out on stage I got the peebie-jeebies!

Peebie-jeebies by crispernaki May 30, 2020

Backfire 

Any variety of outdoor fire pit or fireplace located in a backyard. A backyard fireplace, i.e., backfire

Hey, stop by the store on your way over here and pick up some dang marshmallows... I'm starting up the backfire!

Backfire by crispernaki July 3, 2014