Princess chocolates

Euphemism

1. A term used to affectionately describe a cute girl’s defecations, specifically ones that are small and round, preferably with no bits of corn in them.

“Ew… I still got bits of her princess chocolates stuck in my teeth from last night.”

by Asriel___LOVER June 15, 2025

Chocolate Pie

You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!

"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"

"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"

"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"

by Yeah It's KK November 21, 2019

Chocolate spit

mashing up shit and spitting it into your significant others mouth

Hey baby wanna chocolate spit?

by Jaden Mckenzie September 16, 2019

Chocolate Fondue

When you get your dick sharted on, so when you pull out, the whole shaft is covered in "chocolate."

Bro, when I pulled out last night, I was covered in chocolate fondue.

by theav8tor June 5, 2023

Traveling Chocolate-bars Salesman

To sell Chocolate, door to door to become rich enough, to take out a mom and her daughter on a date to Fancy restaurant under the sea in the Bikini Bottom.

Used in Sentence.

SpongeBob: Quick Patrick, without thinking, if you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?

Patrick: Uhh...more time for thinking.

Sponge Bob: No, something real, an item, something you would pay for. Patrick: A chocolate bar?

Sponge Bob: That’s a great idea, Patrick! We’ll be TRAVELING CHOCOLATE-BARS SALESMAN.

by HeroicYoungLad October 5, 2017

Dubai Chocolate BJ

When an individual is having their ass eaten out and suddenly expels fecal matter from the stimulation of the sciatic nerve (main butt nerve), which then causes them to vomit as a chain reaction. Then, the individual underneath them performing the oral sex comes into contact with the feces and vomit.

“Sorry it turned out this way, I hoped you enjoyed the Dubai Chocolate BJ anyway”

by butteater3000 September 25, 2025

Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate

"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"

by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019