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Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.
5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!
by skotobasilio February 4, 2009
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Ass Bandit

From the Oxford English Dictionary:

ass ban•dit
noun - vulgar slang (also ass burglar)
1. a male homosexual sodomite or pederast.
2. an eager seducer of young women
1. NAMbLA is composed entirely of ass bandits.
2. Carl, the 40-year-old man with a handlebar mustache and a receding hairline, is a creepy fucking ass bandit.
by lovesmesumcake October 15, 2008
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ass nugget

The sole aim of the life of an ass pirate is the acquisition of these valuable, golden nuggets produced only in the nether regions of airline executives.
As the multi-million dollar bail out of the top airlines passed, the halls of Congress were an ass pirate's heaven... ass nuggets were to be had by all.
by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003
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Beer ass

Large, fleshy or volumnious buttocks on a woman, attributed to her imbibing beer, malt beverages and other forms of strong waters.

Related term: Beer belly
Check out the beer ass on the tattoed broad near the bar! Whoah! That momma's hot!
by Tummy AuGratin February 24, 2006
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bag of ass

1. dumpy appearance, ie, looking like a bag of ass.
2. a random catch-phrase I made up, that I want to inject into pop culture to program you all to speak like me.
3. quite literally, a bag of ass.
4. MTV.
Janet Reno looks like a bag of ass.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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Ho-Ass

A spiteful term, usually associated with someone who is doing something not approved by other people. Also closely associated with the term whack ass.
Why ain't you coming out tonight with us? Man, don't be a Ho-Ass...
by tangokilo421 March 13, 2010
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Ass crickets

Steady chirping sound emanating from crotch of pants by office worker sitting at desk after lunch trying unsuccessfully to sneak out a "silent but deadly" fart without surrounding cubicle mates taking notice as passed gas metabolizes itsef into a string of discrete and constant mini-farts.

The noise from a chain reactor fart.
Herbie thinks he's so cool, sitting there staring at his monitor, pretending to be working, all the while the ass crickets singing in his pants.
by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006
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