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Sex Paper

Toilet paper used to wipe the semen off of you and/or your partner's genitals after (1) sexual intercourse or (2) masturbation.
You better not be taking a shit in there, i'll be needing some sex paper later!
by incognito_negro February 22, 2010
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chubby sex

The act of having sex with an overweight person.
#1: Dude Denny screwed that new fat chick the other day.

#2: Yeah he said he likes chubby sex.
by JJ93 May 30, 2009
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sex funk

the smell that fills the room after a night of hot steamy sex. Similar to sleep funk.
When they walked out of that room, I could smell the sex funk pouring out from it.
by ndizzle89 May 2, 2009
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Sex offender

Someone who offends people while they are having sex.
Bob is doing IT with Amanda. Amanda says your a dickhead. Amanda is now a registered sex offender
by Bored guy August 20, 2020
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Sex Slave

Sex slave is a person who is a slave to there partner and gives sex for free.
Dude, your such a sex slave to her.
by Samuel Winstanley March 4, 2009
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Lesbian sex

When two girls use dildos and vibrators to recreate sex between a man and a woman.
One day I came home from work and found my girlfriend, Rachel lying on the sofa using a dildo to matstrabate with lesbian porn playing on the tv. I slowly started to get wetter until I turned off the tv and came over to Rachel. We started making out then we stood up as she pulled down my panties and my skirt and ate me out giving me a massive orgasim. She stopped as I took of her shirt but quickly resumed. I reached forward over Rachel to take off her bra. She stood up and took off my shirt and bra. I then started to take off her skirt and panties so we were both naked.

I grabbed the dildo that Rachel had left on the sofa. I lay down and started to dildo fuck myself because I knew that it made her cum even more. She then took the dildo out of my vagina then lay on top of me as we started to grind our wet pussies against each other, making a slapping noise. We were making out at the same time, my tongue intertwined with Rachel’s. She got up and came back with our vibrator then turned it on and gave it to me. She lay in my place as I shoved the vibrator up her wet pussy. Rachel started to moan loudly and I knew she was getting a huge orgasim, so I kept on doing it the same.

When I eventually stopped Rachel sat up and started to play with and lick my big tits I did the same to her before we fell asleep in each others arms.

It was the best lesbian sex I’ve ever had and when we woke up the next morning we repeated it again.
by HotFuckingLesbian November 29, 2017
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sex drive

Sex Drive: where a geek stores his porn.
(c) Geek Dictionary (tm)
by DragonAtma March 26, 2005
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