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the nova scotia joint 

*canadian term*

the way nova scotians', in perticularly the people from Dartmouth(which is a suburb of the provinces' capital, Halifax), roll their joints. all throughout Canada there are different procedures for this matter. for example, people from British Columbia...they do the exact opposite of what nova scotians'do.

first of all, tobacco is ALWAYS (i can't stress that enough) mixed in with the marijuana....in cases when you don't have "tobac", the weed usually does not get smoked until you find someone that will break you a nib of their cigarette.

also, filters...which are made from just about anything thats thin cardboard(about the thickness of a bussiness card). they are carefully rolled in a spiral and placed into the end of your joint.

the final step is to "baptize" the joint. this is where you push the joint backwards into your mouth and wet the paper from the saliva on your lips. this is done to create a slower burn of the marijuana.

some people also like to rip off the other twisted end of your joint to create a better igniting surface so the joint doesn't get bad runs....and YOU IS DONE! spark that shit!
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Late nights in the middle of June 

Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
Sometimes, all I think about is you
Late nights in the middle of June
Heat waves been faking me out
Can't make you happier now
I AM FILLING YOU LIFE WITH DNF
Late nights in the middle of June

Example 1:
Person 1: I burn you?
Person 2: you melt me.
Example 2:
Person 1: you melt me.
Person 2: oh c’mon now
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The World is Just Awesome 

Discovery channel's slogan
Bear Grylls: Hey did you know butterflies taste with their feet?

Me: No way?!

Bear Grylls: Yeah, I saw it on the Discovery channel. The World Is Just Awesome

The Reverse Michael Jackson 

Going from a small white girl to a successful black man
Hey you hear about Timmy?
Yea to bad he pulled a The Reverse Michael Jackson and got shot

the lenny kravitz jig 

A trip. The jig who has a furry afro and looks like a retarded 15 year old version of the gay jewish black singer, Lenny Kravitz. Always looks like he's on way too many anti-depressants and makes strange twitchy face motions, while always maintaining the same eerie smile, which has become a trademark of the Lenny Kravitz Jig. Always asks me for acid.
Bobby: dude, who's the Jimmy Kravitz nig?
Me: Ahahaha! Look, dude. It's the Lenny Kravitz Jig!

the fall of jake paul

A very lit diss track on Jake Paul by older brother Logan Paul (who is much butter). Alissa Violet (ex- girlfriend of Jake) makes an appearance and 'kisses' Logan. Why Don't We also dissed Jake because he dissed them calling them a 'Walmart One Direction' (then he apologized in tears lol).
Uh oh, that's Alissa Violet, used to be your chick
Now she in the Logang and you know she on my... team
Those cars ain't yours, man, that shit was just floated
Gun tattooed on your leg 'cause she knew you weren't loaded

I act in movies that your fans watch with their babysitters (airplane mode)
I thought you were my boy, guess I have a baby sister (yeet!)
You're tryna be a model, should've kept Neels Visser (hahaha)
Go make another video 'bout who's the better kisser

Is it called Team 10 'cause you take 10% of your friends? (that's fucked up Jake)
When the contract dies, so does the career, it ends (that's also a fact)
Are you mad just 'cause you couldn't sign the Dolans? (they're smarter than you)
So you had to replace them with some Spanish twins? (hahaha, weak!)

It's everyday bro, do you give up at night?
We 24/7 man, you picked the wrong fight
I'm a savage, you are average, I'm a beast, I'm going wild
This song will be the death of you, I'm 'bout to be an only child
The fall of Jake Paul

The Fist of Juduh

The Fist of Juduh is when a man is having anal sex with a woman and he inserts his hand into her vagina. He then stimulates his penis from the inside via the vaginal/anal walls. If you can, you probably have to.
That girl's ass was so loose, I had to hit her with The Fist of Juduh!