sheep july

Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general

"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"

by thefancyone September 3, 2022

Sheeple

Someone who is politically liberal and leftist. Gets their single source of truth from MSM and the government. Willing obeys all covid restrictions such as mask mandates, stay at home orders. Triple if not quadruple jabbed. Calls any fact or evidence that counters the regime's narrative 'conspiracy theories' or 'disinformation.' Hates Joe Rogan like the devil and has severe case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Likely has a Ukraine flag and pronouns in the bio, possibly even a rainbow flag and/or BLM.

Brad: Man, Joe Rogan is a threat to our democracy with his covid lies and disinformation.

Ted: Ok sheeple.
Brad: You're just a Joe Rogan fanboy.
Ted: How many weeks to flatten the curve?
Brad: No that was only til the vaccine

Ted: Ok buddy
Brad: Besides, I don't even mind staying home and wearing a mask if it means we're all safe
Ted: I don't know whether to cry or laugh
Brad: *Incomprehensible baaing
Ted: You have to round up the sheeple to slaughter them and harvest the wool
Brad: *More confused, alarmed baaing
Ted: The wool is your sanity and you have been sheared. You have submitted your powers to the regime and they have full control over you.

by EyesOpen September 6, 2022

Sheen

The act of doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

He told us we could have all the coke we wanted, as long as we sheened it. Five of us went through a ball in half an hour. 10/10. Will do again.

by JAR420 September 11, 2022

sheeshposter

jian di tai yon bing fao

when the imopster is sus or you want tosay that is cool but sound as cringy as possible

sheeshposter broooo
shut the fuck up manik

by joe mama deez nuts candice dik September 12, 2022

Sheeshteen

A teenager so worthy of a second look, you turn your head, and go "sheeeeeshhhh" then look at your Leo-Sexual friend and get confused why he goes for 20+ when you could get a sheeshteen.

Damn bro look at that Sheeshteen-year-old over there how old do you think she is? "Sheeeeeeeshhh"

by Gumball69 September 14, 2022

Sheeragan

The power to determine the future events of a written,animated, or filmed piece of fiction to near perfect precision

My friend's Sheeragan is so accurate that im convinced she wrote the show

by Josh Mr.Fire September 19, 2022

Sheesh Lanka

When something is amazing or outstanding. Usually when you are very surprised or excited.

That nigga just had sex with Kristy Babore!! Sheesh Lanka!!

by JUSTICE FOR GEORGE FLOYDD September 22, 2022