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Ryan Smith

The human equivalent of default settings.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.

Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.

Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
“Who’s coming?”
“Ryan Smith.”
“…which one?”
by zfosterx March 1, 2026
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Ryan Smith

The human equivalent of default settings.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.

Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.

Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
“Who’s coming?”
“Ryan Smith.”
“…which one?”
by zfosterx March 1, 2026
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Ryan Smith

The human equivalent of default settings.
Usually owns at least one grey hoodie, says “fair enough” in every conversation, and somehow knows three other Ryan Smiths. Blends into any group photo like background DLC but is still somehow everywhere at once.

Claims he’s “not that basic” while drinking a regular latte and listening to whatever’s in the Top 50 playlist.

Low drama. High NPC energy. Weirdly dependable when it actually counts.
“Who’s coming?”
“Ryan Smith.”
“…which one?”
by zfosterx March 1, 2026
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Ryan Smith

Used to describe someone or something as basic or common
Switch now from your Ryan Smith WiFi, to our NEW and IMPROVED WiFi!”
by TimeStamp March 2, 2026
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Ryan-starved

The state of being starved of Ryan.
"If one is Ryan-starved, they could die of sadness."
by RoboRIO March 11, 2026
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Ryan Reynolds test

A psychological test a person uses to determine if a man suspected of being a homosexual is gay. This test works by a tester showing a man a cute picture of Ryan Reynolds, by which passing the test occurs when the man swoons at it.
Psychologist: So, tell me about how you feel.
Some dude: Well doctor, I think I might be gay.
Psychologist: Gay? As in happy? Or gay, as in loving men?
Some dude: Well, perhaps I once had a homosexual experience in college.
Psychologist: Hmm.. Sounds like you need to take something I call the Ryan Reynolds test...
by Tony Tobasco March 12, 2026
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Ryan Shit

Similar to “gang shit” but better. Because Ryan’s do everything better
Did you go to the meetup last weekend?

Yea that was some Ryan Shit”
by Funnyguy47 March 19, 2026
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