Call of Duty

A Major FPS Franchise which have over 1 Billion copies sold, and is basically a drug. Once you play, you will rage like a huge fucking bitch. Many kids play this game because parents think of this as some Online Daycare. C.O.D - Childrens Online Daycare Something else you will find in this game is a few clans! Some known as - FaZe, Red, SoaR, and more!

Kid: fuk u nub i will rek u 1v1 me feggot on cod blops2
Guy: Umm.. okay?
-The guy would proceed to own the kid in a match-
Kid: FUCKING HACKER!! I AM CALLING MICROSCOFT!
That is, Call of Duty.

by Bryan Allahu Akbar November 23, 2016

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.

Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.

by gardan huang June 12, 2017

brownie in the dutch oven

You fart under the covers and pull them up over the other person, but a little poop comes out.

"Dude.. I totaly did a brownie in the Dutch oven last night and had to wash my sheets"

by Shlynlew July 15, 2017

call of duty modern warfare 4

A shitty FPS from the Call of Duty series where there is literally only one good mission (yeah the sniping one) and in multiplayer you get killed by a grenade before the screen even lights up.

~ Hey bro let's play some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 4
– Nah it's shit man

by JigglesTheDog June 26, 2017

vaping a dutch oven

When a partner farts into the intake tube of a CPAP machine of someone sleeping and using it.

In a fit of smoldering anger, I waited until she was asleep and removed her CPAP tube and stuck it up my asshole so she could experience my burrito dinner''s methane emissions. Worse than the original, she startled awake and vomited from vaping a Dutch oven.

by Dumpkin Blow July 7, 2017

Call Of Duty

A place where you can find 12 year olds raging at their xbox because they think your hacking

12 year old: YOUR FREAKING HACKING ON CALL OF DUTY LOSER
person:nah man just my aim
12 Year Old: NO THATS NOT IT F**K YOU

by Jessestaff January 25, 2018