Man City

probably the most hated club in the world for how good they are. Bought by a billionaire in 2008, but are actually successful cuz of their world-class manager Pep Guardiola. Rival fans, especially salty penchester united fans,are always making pathetic jokes about "plastic fans" and low attendance.

person 1: what club u support ?
person 2: man city

person 1: city have fans ???
person 2: how original, ur being salty bastard cuz city r the biggest team in manchester

by Matty likes phatty February 5, 2022

Haines city

Bro that high school got some weird ass Emo chicks that likes anime to the extreme like omfg throw the whole school away

Clara: “Have you heard of that emo girl that talks about hentai way too much in our school in Haines city?”

Mitchell: “God, oh god. Yes.”

by Gaykidsaregay May 29, 2019

Kansas City CPAP

Term for a person that eats ass and then wears a mask to preserve the taste and smell for as long as possible.

Person 1: Did you see them with their mask on when no one was around?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That person over there.
Person 2: Oh! They’re pulling a Kansas City CPAP after eating ass all morning.

by Smithsonian November 4, 2021

Park City Alarm Clock

Waking up in a luxury ski chalet to a local attempting to penetrate the wrong hole.

Sara’s one night stand woke her up with a park city alarm clock

by Craig Shebesta April 26, 2025

Seco City

What I call a homo-sapien who is addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Seco City".

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 18, 2025

River City Snowie

A method of freebasing methamphetamine when access to clean water and spoons is limited. Residents of lowland housing in River City will use their own semen as solvent to dissolve meth so at to make it liquid enough to inject directly.

Man, the water's been cut off and all of my spoons have been stolen. I'm gonna have to make a River City Snowie of I want this crystal.

by Arther Dunt August 8, 2025

cass city

cass city (pronounced Cassidy) may be the funniest person on twitter but she also has a dark, dark secret. in 1999 i saw cass city kill a man in cold blood after an argument over whether or not ted dansen was in Cheers. cass city was wrong but she ended a precious life—one of god’s children, gone—and to this day denies the truth, leaving a trail of bodies in her wake.

Did you see cass city tweeting about Ted Dansen like he wasn’t in Cheers?

by hellishgrandma November 24, 2021