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Grilled Cheese 

A form of sexual torture in which a man voluntarily cooks his penis and scrotum while they are still atached to his body. As he cooks them he adds cheese as a topping. When finished he sandwiches them between two buns and the cheese, buns, and skin are eaten off by another subject.
“Man my dick hurts really bad today, I did some grilled cheese torture and I felt like I was on top chef.”
Grilled Cheese by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019

Anus Cheeseburger

When your Angus Cheeseburger tastes like an asshole.

Wizard Cheese 

A fancy name for Colby Jack cheese. So named because of its magically delicious multicolored nature.
Do you think some Wizard cheese would help my ham sandwich?

stinky cheese wheel

When you drive with your buttcheecks and your asshole touches the steering wheel
Wes definitely used the stinky cheese wheel to get home

Chili Cheese Dogging

The act of shoving chili in your partners asshole, meanwhile shoving your own smegma inside your penis whole, after-which you launch you smegma (cheese) out with your nut inside the chili filled asshole in order to be sucked out.
Guy: “but babe I hate chili cheese dogging.”
Girl: “stop winning and grab the chili”

Burnt cheese 

To describe something that is awesome, gnarly, the shit
That car is burnt cheese.
Burnt cheese by TnGeorge12 September 22, 2019

Cunt Cheese

White cottage cheese looking material caused from yeast fermenting inside vagina that is easily dislodged and can cover a penis during sexual intercourse. It can be odorless/tasteless but it also may have opposite characteristics.
Don't worry about it baby, cunt cheese isn't a big deal it happens. I'll just wash it off and be right back to wipe you down.
Cunt Cheese by Flaplaya September 26, 2019