Green Bean

A rebel, someone who is non conforming to societal norms and might be a little crazy

"I can't believe Jake just quit his job to become a street artist - always been a bit of a green bean, that one,"

by Noxious_Salamander November 22, 2024

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

Jelly bean and pickle sandwich

A type of sandwich popularised by a guy named Al who lived in a sewer with his hamster pal, but the sanitation workers really didn't approve, so he packed up his accordion and had to move, to a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree, and he worked in a nasal decongestant factory, and he played on the company bowling team, and every single night he had a strange, recurring dream, where he was wearing lederhosen in a vat of sour cream, but that's really not important to the story.
Well, the very next year he met a dental hygienist, with a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm), But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number , then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm, and he spent his life savings on a split-level cave, 20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth), And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!").

"that Al guy really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich, For what it's worth. Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan, when he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man. He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free, and the guy that he rescued was grateful as can be, and it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV, so he gives Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his very own Weird Al Shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow ("He's on the Weird Al show!") ("Talkin' about the Weird Al show!") ("Heyo!") (random scatting) ("Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!") (brief pause) ("Yeah yeah yeah yeaaah!")."

by Billy jean and chickle sandvic December 3, 2024

Magic Bean

Slang term for vagina.

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!

by Paper Hat December 4, 2023

Jello bean

Another way of saying you have a big dick or you have Venezuelans

John is a jello bean

by 711 worker December 8, 2023

magic bean juice

Caffeinated Coffee if it’s decaf, it’s not magic.

Drinking magic bean juice keeps me in a good mood and also keeps intrusive thoughts away.

by WolfPoet December 17, 2023

Anto Bean

Anto bean rocks around edenmore with a pizza box and does your nan on the daily. Known for breaking into some fellas gaf, making a sambo and falling asleep on the couch like hes in goldilocks and the three bears. Also spray painted the back of the local centra and said "ye, that was me" to the garda. Locals claim they were scared to go to his gaf to deliver a postcard because he had a shotgun in the mailbox like a saw trap.

Nanny on the street: Howarya Anto

Anto Bean: Alri

by TerribleTriangle03274581 December 17, 2023