alex is a fucking g, pure lad, amazing dude, ive known 7 alex's all of which have fucked my mom and given me a mclaren. alex has a monsterous dick that does not go unused. ever go to a party and theres an alex there, enjoy the booze cus your not getting any poon. though alex does not fuck with tortas.
"holy fuck alex is so fucking cool" - milf, broad, ur gf, ur ex, anyone with two sets of lips who isnt a torta
by probablynotalex? March 30, 2025
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He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life
Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
Roblox is life
life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference
by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025
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Get the Alex dempster mug.Alex vs. Aleks is a philosophical question that asks if Alex has any correlation with the hit math website, ALEKS. This started during a game of jackbox rap battles in which dev said the verse “go home to alex and go do your aleks!”. this sparked an intense debate that ended with fire and fury, and has been a running gag in various media ever since. There has also been the possible explanation, called the “Lewis Paradox”, which theorizes that they are one and the same because they both have to do with math and are cared for deeply, which makes them essentially the same. This has attracted the attention of many Nihilist philosophers who believe that the question point out the meaningless and sameness of humanity as a whole. Due to the unsolved answer to the question, it is often asked if one could “explain it again” to recall certain details of the question. It is possible that we may never know the answer to Alex Vs. Aleks.
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Alex is one of the funniest and sweetest people you'll ever meet. He's a bit of an awkward potato sometimes, as he commonly misunderstands things and becomes speechless to over the top sussiness. Alex is commonly pretty cute and great at golf (or really dedicated at least). He's caring and sweet, with attempts to fix your sleep schedule. Speaking to him will immediately bring a smile to your face, and separating from him is hard, as he's addicting in an odd way. He's also a rizz-lord, although it's unclear if the rizz is targeted specifically towards me or if he's just good at rizz in general. It's a shame he lives so far away, or you'd have to bend him over and spank him.
Me: I spent the whole night talking to Alex. He said he'd hang up and didn't for 5 whole minutes. I think he's addicted to me.
Friend: I think so too
Friend: I think so too
by fireplacedust May 10, 2025
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