Waffle Toast

Just a guy who likes making videos. Specifically, the Transformers figure Reviews, shitposts, and Lego MOC's kind of videos. With his relaxed off script format, Waffle Toast will bring you through the many ups and downs of Hasbro's catalogue and more!

"OH SHIT, a wild Waffle Toast! Dont let him near that Animatronic!!"

"Yo, did you see Waffle Toast's new review? It was pretty good!"

by Pseudomarauder July 29, 2025

Smelling Toast

The act of having a stroke or

I don't think he died from heartbreak, I think Kevin was smelling toast.

by bunnybeau014 September 6, 2025

Dry Toast

Have a personality that is bland and uninteresting, cold or unfriendly or unwelcoming. Purposely lacking in any form of appeal of which would make anyone attractive enough for any kind of engagement.

Most the women who work here all seem to be dry toast, soci have no problem staying away from them.

by Tex72 January 1, 2026

Lightly Toasted Cracker

A Cracker (Redneck/person of southern parts) who is tanned to the point where one could not tell the difference between if they were White or Hispanic, until the Lightly Toasted Cracker rolls up their sleeve showing the severe Farmers Tan.

Bro you're such a redneck with that tan bro, I can't even tell the difference between the color of your arm and Emilio's arm 🤣 said Timmy

Yeah, I believe the proper term you are looking for is: "Lightly Toasted Cracker" said Ron

Shut up Mr. Vocabulary! said Timmy

by Schlaak Harasen January 3, 2026

Cinnamon toast crunch man

The mythical man in grey who arrives just in Time at BFHS to restock their cereal. Just in time for lunch! Saving the day and making a hero out of himself before departing in his Honda

Yo RYZ, Its the cinnamon toast crunch Man.

-RYZ *Chuckles*
-Freddie: Licks lips

by Jimmy Sanders 67676767 January 7, 2026

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.

“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking”

by Oozieninemillimeeta January 14, 2026

crow for toast

stupid, idiotic, ignorant in the ways of the "dealie"

omg this is so crow for toast! i hate it.

by kati December 16, 2003