Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.

Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.

by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024

rolling bolt

Rolling bolt is a defense technique used by obese (healthy) queens when they feel threatened. They lay down on the ground, and roll as fast as they can to flatten us skinny people.

Pajeet: omg look at that skinny woman

Parag: yeah, she looks like she'll make a good target for my rolling bolt

by karenlondon69 December 30, 2021

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

Toilet Rolling

The act of measuring ones genitalia using a toilet paper roll

Dude 1: Hey dude what did you get up too after I left last night
Dude 2: My FWB asked for measurements so I was Toilet Rolling all night bro

by TheSkyGod September 19, 2017

The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!

“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”

by dannyjerks December 14, 2020

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Jamaican Spring Roll

A woman inserts a spring roll into her vagina and squirts all over it. She then dips it in soy sauce and re-inserts it into her vagina. She keeps repeating the process until the spring roll's outer layers erode and the inside vegetables are left. She then feeds herself this vegetable mix.

The woman performed the Jamaican Spring Roll in front of her family.

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