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Broxton Park

A K-9 French immersion school in Spruce Grove. For a school in Alberta, it was average, although average in Alberta is abhorrent by international standards. You of course had the teachers who were alleged pedophiles that we never saw the next year because they were quietly let go, but that's only the tip of the iceberg. Ask anyone who went to that school and they will always have something negative to say about it.

One time during lunch period, a classmate of mine went to the sink to add water to their cup of noodles, only to be met with sewage. The water was green, the water was murky, and the water smelt repulsive. I can only imagine what kind of fucked up engineering mishap led to this even being a possibility.

I'm glad that I left that school right as the pandemic hit. I will never have to hear the gremlin children in the hallways screaming at the top of their lungs whatever the current internet brainrot trend is, and I am thankful for that.
Guy #1: Yeah, I went to Broxton Park as a kid.
Guy #2: Dude, I am so sorry for you.
by mikesimons June 18, 2024
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Parked

Parked - when something is boring.

1) a car in traffic isn’t moving it’s in park - it’s boring
1) John: it’s not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

2) a friend asks how a movie was, john replies with “parked, not worth seeing.”
by 33clownboy33 June 26, 2024
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Parked

(A situation) lacking in enjoyment, excitement, or stimuli for those invovled.
"This whole party is parked; we shouldn't have come."
by Ottaman Jones, Esq July 11, 2024
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South Park Pathology

South Park Pathology refers to an attitude characterized by a deliberate display of apathy or disdain for caring about something, stemming from the belief that showing enthusiasm or concern is uncool or cringe. This mindset is often presented as a way of being "above" the act of caring, and it was popularized by the animated television show South Park. The term is particularly associated with millennials and serves as a critique of "poser" culture: if it is considered uncool to care deeply about something, then, paradoxically, it becomes "cool" to appear disinterested or dismissive.
John is embarrassed to tell people he plays Yu-Gi-Oh! because of South Park Pathology, fearing they might think it's cringe to care about a card game.

John is considered "based" because he shares his interests authentically and passionately, even though others with South Park Pathology tell him he's cringe for caring too much.
by Erik Houdini July 17, 2024
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Parked

Boring like a parked car. There is nothing fun about a parked car, it just stays in one place doing nothing.
- Yo bro what you doing later tonight?
- Nothing much man, just staying at home
- Damn, thats so parked
by adu0123 July 24, 2024
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Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.
“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier
by D1CKNB@LLS July 26, 2024
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Park Dump

When having to take a dump at a strange place, particularly Disneyland
In such a hurry to get to Disneyland early in the morning, had to take a park dump
by Darth Dragonzord July 28, 2024
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