porch monkey

This is not a racist term im taking it back it doesnt mean nigger or refer to black ppl in anyway its just a person that chills on there porch alot so stop being a faget and thinking porch monkey is bad. Im takin it back porch monkey 4 life

John Smith sit on his porch all day he really is a porch monkey

by Stunner August 19, 2006

grease monkey

1.a low ranking man or/woman who is a mechanic

2.a way to describe someone who is greasy and unwashed.

1.make the grease monkey fix it.

2.ughhh..... check out the grease monkey

by voltaire1778 April 17, 2009

brass monkey

used as an adjective describing extreme cold temperatures

from the adage "cold enough to freeze the balls off of a brass monkey"

A: Wanna go out for a walk?
B: No way, man, it's brass monkeys out there!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada January 24, 2008

monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.

"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."

by JeremiahN July 27, 2007

chunky-monkey

originating from the latin chunkis-monkis 1. One who partakes in genererous amounts of food consumption and engages in overt laziness. 2. A fat ass and/or plump gimp, e.g. Sofie R.

"Sofie, leggo my eggo you chunky monkey...ewwww, that's so gross, waffles weren't meant to be eaten in the nude!"

by Lady MacBeth September 10, 2004

fudge monkey

A shit stabber,chutney ferret,uphill gardener etc. In other words, a homosexual male that engages in promiscuous unprotected anal sex.

"That George Michael is a right Fudge Monkey!"

by ioxothoth September 14, 2007

Monkey Sex

Sex with a monkey.

I had Monkey Sex last night.

by Barry Odoms July 19, 2003