Lalala Kiss

When someone makes out as if they are saying lalala.

"Dude, she was a total lalala kisser, it was horrible."

by Ohsodevon October 19, 2008

Zeus's Kiss

When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.

The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.

by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022

Steve's Delicate Kiss

When you take a hit off the bong and the bong water splashes into your lips

"Ah hell nah, dis bong just gave me Steve's Delicate Kiss!"

by RisNaxaVal July 15, 2025

kissing whorizontally

To be kissed, one participant being at a right angle to the other. Can be accomplished laying, or standing. (Good luck)

No reason for the "whore" part, it was grammatically convenient

Get your bitch ass over here, we kissing whorizontally tonight

I kissed Reginald III whorizontally last night

by Camp Bitch December 31, 2023

the end of the first kiss

Well, this is certainly a pivotal moment. You either landed like a champ or you are in make it up mode. Wet lips, garlic tongues, and too much penetration can be an issue, but the passion and intention should override anything!

As Charlotte and Charlie found the way to the end of the first kiss they would have...well I already told how it went. It was the end of their first kiss. There would be thousands....

by von groovy July 25, 2024

National Kiss Your Catcher Day

Give you Catcher a big smooch

You: You know what day it is right.
Him: No what?
You: It's National Kiss Your Catcher Day.
*Proceeds to kiss to celebrate*

by jigglenutz34 March 6, 2025

Purple Kiss

a fucking underrated k-pop group that needs more attention

fandom name: plory

plory: "hey, have you heard of purple kiss?"
non fan: "no, what is it?"
plory: "well, purple kiss is simply one of the best k-pop groups on this planet."

by https.minho.ca June 16, 2024