Formula Raped

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."

You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?

After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 19, 2013
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rape staff

Anything's a dildo if your brave enough
Hey man, nice sword, you could use that as a rape staff.
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rape thoughts

I have constant rape thoughts.

Sir/Madam, you are under arrest
by Dave Rodneys February 20, 2018
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Laugh Rape

The act of sticking your finger in a friend or stranger’s mouth whilst they are laughing heartily/hysterically about something/anything. This can cause them to gage, splutter or go into a state of coughing laughter which is in itself a source of amusement for everybody else. The Laugh Raper may benefit from ninja like reflexes to perform this task competently.

Can also be used when a friend is laughing too much or has an annoying or embarrassing laugh

Similar to Yawn Rape
While watching a Jimmy Carr DVD Dave was laughing hysterically so I seized the moment to Laugh Rape him, he gaged and went into a cough fit
At the cinema John was laughing at all the wrong parts during TED so I Laugh Raped him to shut him up.
by DCIV June 13, 2014
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Brain Rape

The act of a person (commonly a teacher) trying to cram too many facts into your brain at once.
by SlightlySmaller October 10, 2019
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Necro rape

When you rape someone then you kill the person and fuck it afterwards during the post-rape.
Yo. I just necro raped my ex last night. double standards eh?
by Xearomi June 27, 2024
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Thermal Rape

When one partner goes to bed in advance of their chosen partner, and warms it up. Then the second entrant arrives, at a later time, finding their side is cold, approaches without consent, the other person, to steal their warmth.
Hey Gifford, you look well rested today, it was so cold last night, did you crank the HVAC? No way, I dove into the sak 20 minutes after the unit, and prosecutsed a Thermal Rape.
by markalodian May 24, 2024
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