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Rape measure

When you go to get your measurements at a tailor's and the tailor he/she touches you in an inappropriate place they could brush your cock when they/'re measureing your inside leg, or feel your breasts when measuring your bra size
Oh let me just get my tape measure, said the taylor

you mean rape measure you seedy bastard
by charliecharlie May 17, 2013
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Rape

When a evil, nasty, horrible, bad, disgusting human forces sex on another human. Majority times its usually a male raping a female not sure if there's alot of women that rape men you never know there might be plenty of women rapist too. NEVER RAPE ANYONE YOU HEAR ME you damn rapists you need help and deserve to be in jail . Stop it just stop it ok
Tony:Did u hear about the Girl who nearly got Raped in the alleyway last night well apparently he's been caught on cctv and police arrested him.

Joshua: ah yes i heard how shameful that some of us men do shit like this if you know much it pisses me off

Tony: Me too Josh me too.
by M for Mike September 7, 2021
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They Raped It!

When a movie is so incredibly bad that you blame it on the writers and producers for raping it in the asshole.
i.e. The Movie sucks complete asshole.

The Indiana Jones Movie sequel was so bad that many thought the directors had raped Indiana Jones.
As used on South Park: They Raped It! They raped Indiana Jones! NO!
by Please Ben Dover Son August 24, 2020
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rape

something my friend joked about with me when i was 7 :,)
"im going to rape you"
by your_local_toe_eater :( March 2, 2022
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arkansas ninja rape

When you put on all you can gear from last hunting season and proceed to sneak up on your cousin and bend him/her over and start jamming you 3inch errected penis into their asshole while pinching their nipples but in the end the cousin really enjoyed it
I could go for some Arkansas Ninja Rape right now.
by Datboi1234 July 6, 2017
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