Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.
by T bone 15 November 23, 2025
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A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
A prestigious, invitation-only “secret society” founded in 2007 by the enigmatic DPBMFCEO (Donkey Punch Bunch Mother-Fucking Chief Executive Officer).*
Born as an inside joke but elevated—through questionable decision-making and sheer commitment—into a full-blown illuminati-parody brotherhood, the Donkey Punch Bunch prides itself on absolute secrecy: No one talks about it, no one admits they’re in it, and no one is entirely sure what they actually do.
Members claim the organization exists to “preserve balance in the universe,” though outsiders suspect it’s mostly an excuse for overly elaborate handshakes, poorly planned rituals, and extremely serious meetings about things that should never be taken that seriously.
Despite the questionable name, the DPB operates with the dignity of a centuries-old aristocratic order—if that order had been founded by sleep-deprived geniuses with too much free time and an unshakable sense of humor.
In short:
A classy, clandestine society with zero purpose, maximum mystery, and a founder who took a joke too far and accidentally created a legend.
“If the Donkey Punch Bunch were real — which it obviously isn’t — I still wouldn’t have the clearance level to explain it.”
by DPBMFCEO December 10, 2025
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by Buttfistee January 2, 2026
Get the Monkey Punch mug.Excessive and repeated donkey punching of Jennifer, prompting the clenching of the anus, constricting the male genitalia. Therefore causing the male to whip her with his donkey roll and yelling the word BATCHHHHH!!!
My friend Jen yelled batch after i donkey punched her and whiped her with my donkey roll..i responded by saying thats what i like to call a Jen-Batch-Punch....you BATCH!
by CBMVSM November 10, 2008
Get the Jen-batch-Punch mug.1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.
3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 15, 2009
Get the Mississippi Puddin Punch mug.a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up
shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
by fun&game January 27, 2010
Get the shoulder donkey punch mug.The act of filling your sexual partner's anal cavity with cinnamon and anal fisting him/her. The paste like substance that is created from the act is usually spread over a piece of toast and shared between the two lovers. As a bonus the receiver of the act usually has nice smelling bowl movements for the next few days.
"Mary and I might take it to the next level tonight" -Tom
"Do you mean-" -Danny
"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom
"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
"Do you mean-" -Danny
"Yeah, I think she is finally going to give me a cinnamon toast punch" -Tom
"Dude SCHWEET" -Danny
by Mr. Shiggles November 3, 2010
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