Being really drunk or drunk to the fifth power. Any number can be used depending on the level of drunkenness.
by Lee Byerly January 31, 2006
by 1haveanaccount May 28, 2019
Joyce was raised to be an Orthodox Jew, but she has a Portuguese Catholic boyfriend. Once Mark squirts his goy boy juice in her, she'll have a hard time bringing up her kids Orthodox.
by pentozali October 10, 2010
JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
by Arnold.Palmer July 27, 2009
"leaking tomato juice" a way to aska girl if she is having her period without making her satb you or if your just taking with freinds
"holly but fucker my girl freind is so bitchy lately she must be leaking her tomato juice"
girl freind:holy fuck can u get of your lazy ass and do something you stupid donky cock
boy freind:huny please put the knif ummm by eny chnce are you leking your tomato juice
girl freind:holy fuck can u get of your lazy ass and do something you stupid donky cock
boy freind:huny please put the knif ummm by eny chnce are you leking your tomato juice
by lmab boy May 06, 2006
by man naise September 01, 2004
Absolute Mandarin and some Cran-Grape... That is the true "dank juice" or the prime example. However, Dank Juice refers to one's favorite beverage mix, alcoholic or otherwise.
"Whatchu know about the dank juice?
You be sippin' on the dank juice?
Whatcha favorite kinda dank juice?
Everybody loves the dank juice.
Whatchu know about the dank juice?
You be sippin' on the dank juice?
Whatcha favorite kinda dank juice?
Man, get the f*#$ up off my dank juice!"
From A-List's hip hop anthem "Dank Juice"
http://www.myspace.com/alistcweed
You be sippin' on the dank juice?
Whatcha favorite kinda dank juice?
Everybody loves the dank juice.
Whatchu know about the dank juice?
You be sippin' on the dank juice?
Whatcha favorite kinda dank juice?
Man, get the f*#$ up off my dank juice!"
From A-List's hip hop anthem "Dank Juice"
http://www.myspace.com/alistcweed
by Dat Hafrican April 07, 2009