someone who "moves douch" or pulls a "douch move"... in other words someone that fucked up bad or made an ass out of themselves.
Andrew's such a douch mover, he totally kissed my girlfriend at the party last night.
What a douch mover!
What a douch mover!
by Wachichi July 13, 2009

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
by r.raviolii December 15, 2019

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?
Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!
Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!
Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
by J~bizzle July 2, 2017

by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021

When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
by MM132 May 8, 2022

by xoxobellaxoxo615 May 18, 2010
