wet

usually used if your a British roadman to describe something that is “cringe” or a threat to their toxic masculinity

“mans don’t do that, that’s propa wet!”

by booboobooboodaddy February 2, 2021

Wet-grape

When you grab your friend's balls so rough they squelch

I wet-grape Nick so hard he shit his pants

by kbgbug January 2, 2023

Wet Skeleton

A sexual act so embarrassingly grotesque, you hope it never again sees the light of day

After Missy gave a blow job while peeing, she hoped no one would find out about her wet skeleton

by Rhi~Rhi~1369 September 19, 2016

Australian reverse wet willie

Similar to a wet willie or reverse wet willie. Australian implies that you stick your finger “down under” (anus or vagina) before putting it into someone’s mouth.

I gave my girlfriend a Australian reverse wet willie and she almost threw up!

by SpT3 May 20, 2021

Wets work

When you take a power dump that's wet.

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

WeT HiP

We Try Hard in Pubs

"Payne tries hard in pubs, he is a WeT HiP"

by Appetite March 29, 2008

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021