piss

pee that comes out of you or mad

i need to piss
me too

by mysteriouslovebot November 21, 2021

piss chisel

When you aim your piss at the skid marks in the toilet bowl to wash them off

"It took twelve piss chisels to get that last little speck off the toilet."

by Lt. Yu Han March 9, 2020

Octo-piss

Ceremonial urination in which an Octopus is the target of multiple streams of female piss.

She truly enjoyed that Octo-piss.

He doesn't deserve to die, but He deserves an Octo-piss.

You are really starting to Octo-piss me off!

by Too Soon Jr. June 20, 2017

Piss Baby

1. Infant, or Newborn {in rare cases Fetus} made of urine.

2. Thinking you are pregnant, but it just being a fat load of urine.

Jeff: “Hey!! You said you just got pregnant! When is the first ultrasound?”

Laura:”Nahh. Just a Piss Baby.”

by melodywastaken May 22, 2021

hulk piss

A drink consisting of half a lager and a bottle of blue WKD mixed together in a pint glass

Fancy a pint of hulk piss?

by JB1980 November 8, 2013

Piss

piss

i pissed the bed

by pisslover11 February 28, 2021

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019