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how ya douching

A common greeting ( mostly among men) who work in rugged work situations such as construction etc
Todd: “how ya douching jimmy?”
Jimmy: “same solution Todd “
by RiceBawlZ June 13, 2021
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Douche cartouche

A dual purpose object that can be used to clean an orifice such as the vagina or the anus but also contains a scroll of religious doctrine revealing secrets of sexual ritual from ancient times. Only the Kardashians know the truth
Kim Kardashian took her douche cartouche and used it to practice her religious rituals while cleansing her orifices so she could have more sex to release her next movie
by Louis Ciphre September 16, 2022
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Douche Canue

A douche canue is a canue full of douche instead of a bag full of douche.
He's a douche canue
by Kiabab January 10, 2019
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Douche Nozzle

THE mega DOUCHE... leader of all douche bag like fagwads, and only one compared to Nigward himself may express the term known as "Douche Nozzle"
DUDE, you are such a hecking Douche Nozzle
by Douche Lord The Great 6969 January 1, 2019
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Douche l'Orange

A derigatory nickname for Donald Trump.
In a tweet yesterday, Douche l'Orange chastised yet another person who said something negative about him.
by Typo_Knig February 11, 2017
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Douche de Fecale

A popular European custom related to a courtesy plume but given to oneself even when your shit doesn't smell that bad. Also frequently performed when a bidet is unavailable. Applying 'eau de toilette' to the derrière using the refreshing phenomenon of toilet plume.
After using the toilette at Pierre's, Marie gave herself a douche de fecale seeing that Pierre had no bidet.
by SmellyJam November 28, 2021
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douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is
is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead
by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025
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