my house my rules

Every narcissistic parent's favorite argument, only rivaled by "if you don't like it, move out". Expect to be told that even if you help pay bills/rent/mortgage/utilities.

Kid: "Hey, could you please turn the music down? It's 3am, and I have college classes in the morning"
Parent: "My house my rules! You sleep on your own time!"

by That thing in your eye March 31, 2023

fernie rule

A made up rule while playing a board or card game, or any other game that has rules.

That’s not it the rule book. That must be a Fernie rule

by Kades1/2 December 26, 2017

PB&J Rule

Party Blowjob Rule. If somebody is nice enough to throw an awesome party. One of the girls there should blow him out of gratitude.

Girl 1: Why'd u get with eric last night u dont even like him?
Girl 2: Had to, he threw a kickass party, PB&J rule

by Alazymudmixture July 14, 2009

Floppy Dick Rules

Rules for an event that change in the middle of that event, much like a floppy dick flops around.

"I can't believe we have to obey these floppy dick rules!"

"This competition's floppy dick rules are disappointing."

by gunplanexus July 14, 2020

road rules

MTV show where 6 teamates completes missions to win MONEY....lots of fighting and bitch slapping...

Join Road Rules to be bitch-slap by someone you loath

by Kath July 26, 2003

Rule #7

"Control your emotions"

-I'm gonna cry
-rule #7

by AKayser February 28, 2023

Ruled by Venus

Someone that dictates their decisions based on appearances and sex appeal. Someone can become involved with someone based off their outter appearance/seduction.

Someone who only things about sex and what looks good in the physical. Things like physical attributes, physical features, new things , branding, visuals, luxury, and fetish.

That man is ruled by Venus, he will smash anything walking with a pretty face.

That girl slept with that guy because he looked like he had money. She definitely ruled by Venus.

by Monie9445 July 25, 2021