The Influence of Jack

The complete and utter shut-down of all recognition of standards whilst masturbating, that provides the illusion of almost any female bearing attractiveness, and can also go as far as making sexual acts one would not deem attractive, enjoyable or "sexy".

Man, she was rank, but I was under the influence of Jack and I was prepared to take what I could get.

The Influence of Jack by The Philosophiser April 12, 2015

The day after July 6th 

The day after July 6th is July 7th and on July 7th it’s the International hug day. During international hug day you hug your crush or partner

Friend 1: Yo what day is it?
Friend 2: July 7th, how come?
Friend 1: Ey nice this is the day after July 6th which means it’s international hug day

The day after July 6th by anonymous July 6, 2021

the 24th of june 

if you are born on this day,you are the most perfect person i have seen,you are amazing and perfect you tbh deserve the world and you are probably getting a lot of bullshit you do not deserve,you are extremely precious to a lot of people including me,please don't ever give up,the world is boring without you.

Friend:"when's your birthday?"
You:" the 24th of june "
Friend:"MARRY ME!!!"

the 24th of june by idonotlovemyselfhah November 22, 2021

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! 

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! by Sugei July 16, 2023

The Fork Of Justice 

Originally an amusing and unique handle for chat rooms and games (originally MINE that is) which has become a comical (and increasingly widespread) way to 'poke' fun at evildoers, trolls or any one of life's petty annoyances within newsgroups, chat rooms and blogs.

It's main purpose is to dismiss annoying arguments, people and situations in a civilized manner without resorting to flaming, net hooliganism or other kinds of embarrassing behaviour.

A way of saying "this little thing will not get me down".

The use of the "Fork Of Justice" ranges from literally using a fork to poke the offending party (in chat), posting a picture of a fork in a thread or blog, or as a comical over-played super hero roleplay.

"I am The Fork Of Justice! I stabbeth thee with my Progs OF Truth!"

"You have been poked with The Fork of Justice. Troll."

The Fork Of Justice by TheForkOfJustice October 26, 2004

The curses of Jaysus

To disregard an item or a person, rendering them useless.

I bought a new cliggy yesterday and the fucker wouldn't work, the curses of jaysus on it. I was meant to meet Goosey in the crossbar last night and he never showed up, the curses of Jaysus on him.

The curses of Jaysus by Dave7g June 11, 2006

The IT Mojo Jojo

A highly superior being. Part of an elite group of 6 formers, famed for his public speeches and his 'very english' sense of humour.

Can be found lurking in the dark shadows waiting to critise anything that moves, or indeed, doesn't. Alternatively, can be found doing shite dancing, to the YMCA. The term shite would suggest the dancing is not very good.

Is a big fan of Morrissey and The Smiths and has a very ambigious sexuality.

'The IT Mojo Jojo's hair is looking quite bad today.'

Me: 'Wow'
The IT Mojo Jojo : 'No, it is not wow.'

The IT Mojo Jojo by Kake December 23, 2004