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SCHOOL SHOOTING

When a male comes so hard he shoots out an entire school of unborn children.
OMG Babe...you just had a school shooting in your kitty
SCHOOL SHOOTING by DCTEMPLE April 12, 2026

school counselor

Someone who will pry all the private details of your life, and if you refuse, you will fail school.
Ben: Have you talked to the school counselor?
Joe: I lost my innocence in life.

School character

A person that is only seen inside of educational grounds, and/or only talk to others in said spaces.
I don't usually talk to John, He's more of a school character to me.

Ombudsman school 

A school where short bus riders go
Jeremy: I went to Ombudsman school because i wasn't going to get passed for attending alone.
Seth: What are you retarded?
Jeremy: It's called a learning disability, bro
Seth: Oh ok.

malcom bridge middle school 

A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad

Malcom bridge middle school 

This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes