The Monkey King

King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.

by The Monkey King September 20, 2003

Ass-Monkey

in my opinion an ass-monkey has not one but two definitions;
1.someone that follows someone else around and won't leave them alone.
2.a type of flea that hangs around in your arse hair.

" i have to go and feed the ass-monkeys that live in my arse with the dried shit that is incrusted in my arse pubes.""

by lee! November 23, 2003

Crap monkey

1.A person with a definitive liking for all the wonders of crap.
2.A monkey slinging crap in a red Buick.Why a buick? They are crap.

1.That dude is such a friggin' crap monkey that I can't even belive it! Sick!
2.I just saw a monkey hurlin' crap in this red crap-car! DUDE!

by Nathan April 25, 2003

northern monkey

Northern IT contractors operating south of the Watford Gap; often attempting to fraternise with local female population; humourous;prone to slagging from work colleagues

Simon Thomas; Chris Ibbetson

by Bruce Bourke July 10, 2003

Quake Monkey

A player from Quake, or Unreal Tournament in some cases. Cares about nothing except themselves and their scores. Often (ALL THE TIME) ruins actually good games, such as Battlefield 1942 or Operation Flashpoint by not working as a team.

"Quake Monkeys should be legally restricted from other games."
"That Quake Monkey doesn't know the meaning of team."

by Brian September 10, 2003

double monkey fist

the act of forcing both fists into anothers anus, causing a huge goatse hole after about 15 minutes of sustained anal penetration.

Last night she totally ave me the old double monkey fist routine!

by Sam Steine November 20, 2003

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003