Douche Plunge

when a friend puts a douche bag in their mouth, then blows to clean a female friends vagina

troy: rey have you douche plunge alexis?
rey: yeah, man and she queefed in my face.
troy: eww, that is nasty.

by kennipat October 28, 2008

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douche-spanked

when you get verbally abused by another adult for being a major douche

I ate at a restaurant the other night, the waiter pulled me aside and douche-spanked me for leaving a $1 tip

by tjdabomb August 26, 2011

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Douche-in-a-Box

1 or more people who play xbox and are constantly negative while other people are talking in a lobby(usally around the age of 21 and talk shit to those younger than them)

Justin: Hey Andrew, are we going to Kareem's house today?
Andrew: I think so.
Douche-in-a-Box: (mocking tone) are we going to kareems house today?... Shut the fuck up, ur sooo fucking annoying.
Justin: Wow, mute this fag, he's bein such a Douche-in-a-Box.

by ThatTallKiiD December 06, 2010

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WET DOUCHE

wet douche = when you cant describe someone , HAVE NO WORDS FOR THEM, ""a female in question"" who DID YOU WRONG (AND TOOK AWAY ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCTS) AND YOU WANNA MAKE THEM LOOK BAD, OR TALK SMACK ABOUT THEM IN PUBLIC, (TALKING SMACK / AKA TALKING SHIT ABOUT THEM) THIS FEMALE WHO DID YOU WRONG AND OR DESTROYED ONE OF YOUR ONLINE ACCOUNTS, YOU CALL THEM A ""WET DOUCHE"" - FOR FEMALES ONLY

SHE DELETED MY FUCKING ACCT BEHIND MY BACK , AND PISSED ME OFF, AND NOW I FUCKING HATE HER!! AND NOW SHES A WET DOUCHE

by lesser of 2 eviles July 31, 2015

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