A literal waste of oxygen. He’s probably white, cis, and straight. He may or may not be a hypebeast, and is extremely bigoted but acts like he isn’t. He’s usually spotted at school harassing girls, or at a drugstore or any shop that sells nicotine. He uses slurs like “slut” to girls he doesn’t like, and “d*ke” and “f*g” for people who he thinks are too masculine or feminine. He’s a piece of shit, basically.
Person 1: “Hey did you see that video Kaitlyn sent to every one of Bryan harassing her in class?”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
Person 2: “Yeah, I’ve seen it. It’s gross, he’s honestly such a douche!”
by r.raviolii December 15, 2019
Get the Douchemug. by VenicalFeb July 13, 2021
Get the Douche Tubermug. When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
by MM132 May 8, 2022
Get the Douche-talking.mug. by Rip Ravenscroft August 31, 2018
Get the Scientolo-Douchemug. by Janofarc May 3, 2016
Get the Douche Dammug. by JASCAF July 26, 2011
Get the douche-fumug. To douche - in the UK - is the act of rinsing the rectum with intent to clean it, typically by homosexual men and in preparation for anal sex
by And. July 19, 2018
Get the Douchemug.