Douche bag strap

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.

A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.

by EmuleehK July 30, 2011

splatter-douch

A term (with farmer/redneck etymology) when two or more guys are trying to get behind a pickup truck or SUV stuck in an off-road rut or muddy patch, and subsequently get hosed down and splattered with mud and water when the (often female) weakest driver gets behind the wheel and thinks the best maneuver is to put the pedal to the medal and go full throttle to get the vehicle unstuck and out of the rut.

Me and Daryl got completely splatter-douched when Ellie Mae tried to push the Ford out of that manure pit after unloading all that stinky silage for them there steers.

by metromicron October 24, 2014

ear douche

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

douche bag

Any person (usually male) who has a penis

Kelly: That guy has a penis, he is a total douche bag

by C.Jizzle January 5, 2008

Douche-slap

A slap exclusively for douche bags.

that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!

by zaido June 12, 2011

Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.

I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.

by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

douche nip

(noun). A piquantly prosodic way to refer to a friend who is acting like a moron. Warning don't use this term in a real battle of urban-dictionary prowess given the self-humbling nature of using the prefix douche with the sharp suffix nip. As in there are many more blunt sounding and effective terms such as douche cock, douche cunt, douche fucker...

Me: "John you're a real douche nip"

John: "Wow I'm really not all that offended. You sure are a puss bitch"

by Millkz Plz April 27, 2011