by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018
A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.
The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.
by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017
* The french word for a shower
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
* Used for the cleaning of vaginas
* What many people say to one another
* A funny word
* Also see douchebag
by FrenchBrunette5 January 07, 2010
by TheDouchbag January 03, 2022
a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti February 20, 2011
A person who pisses other people off. A person (usually male) who everyone hates. A name used to insult usually a male.
by sparklingwater June 21, 2010
Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?
Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!
Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!
Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!
by J~bizzle July 03, 2017