Captain J. Skinnybones

Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?

Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.

by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024

That’s G’s J

That’s God’s job

“You gotta do your taxes?”
“Nahh, that’s G’s J”

“Shouldn’t you put your kids to bed??”
“That’s G’s J…”

by NotTeagan/Andie July 29, 2022

PB & J

The art of stacking Peanut butter and Jelly inside a sandwich. But always get the ingredients SEPARATE!

' Man this PB & J is so good!'

by JustSahana May 20, 2021

vv&j

similar to PV&J but is the lesbian version, meaning : Vagina/Vagina & Juices.

"woah leslie, smells like some vv&j went down in here."

by cassyface March 4, 2017

J Cole out of the situation

when you're being flamed in a situation (usually an argument) so you decide to just dip instead of getting into more trouble (or apologise before being dissed further)

"F the big 3, it's just big me"
*doesn't want failed Rwanda basketball career mentioned* "sorry" *proceeds to J Cole out of the situation*

by richer den u May 19, 2024

J is the new K

when responding quickly in texting, the texter might respond "K" instead of typing out ok or okay... but will accidentally hit the "J" key instead of "K"...

"j is the new k" is like when referring to fashion and trends... "pink is the new red" "grey is the new black" or when someone gets a new boyfriend, "dave is the new john"

by pinkgirl68 February 22, 2010

Kayla J

She’s so cool and fun to be around. She’s so kind and down to earth. She’s so pretty and so nice to talk to. She’s a great person and one of the best seniors. She’s so sweet.

I love Kayla j she is a great friend and one of my favorite seniors

by ccanonymous January 25, 2025