my [life] 

an endless spiral of memes

my life

my [life] by cohenPirate June 25, 2018

my life 

sadness lots and lots of sadness

my life= lots and lots of sadness
person 1: hey hows life
person 2: sadness lots and lots of sadness
person 1: cool!

my life by hingadowshow December 4, 2018

Your life 

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Your life: This word doesn't exist

Your life by help_i_need_a_damn_USERNAME September 16, 2019

No life 

You are a no life

no life

No life by aspogsojgkjoffmd October 14, 2021

when life gets hard suck something hard 

usually life gets hard for people so you should take my advice and suck something hard instead.

Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”

when life gets hard suck something hard by swaggymaddie January 6, 2022

Pro-life 

A lowlife cunt who thinks abortion is killing babies. They could care less for the thing after it’s born and will do nothing to help the kids that end up in foster care or somewhere else

Your not pro-life Janet you’re pro birth

Pro-life by raybeez June 7, 2022

end-of-life crisis 

The point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act "young" again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.

Guy 1: "So my dad replaced the really awesome glasses with these fugly ass grandpa ones and I'm just like, 'WOW YOU ARE SO OLD!'"

Guy 2: "Haha is it midlife crisis status?"

Guy 1: "Nah he's too old for that. That was when he bought the convertible."

Guy 2: "Oh it's an end-of-life crisis."

end-of-life crisis by chickenfanny March 24, 2009