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car-ogance law

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."
"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"
by Maikelonline September 19, 2021
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The Karamazov Law

The real state of the relationship is inversely proportional to the projected state of the relationship on social media.
Person A: Man it's so horrible that Kanye and Kim are getting divorced. They looked so happy together.
Person B: Haven't you heard of the Karamazov law?
by recursive- January 7, 2021
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Neil's Law

For every item dropped on the ground, by accident, each item will fall in a place where it becomes non visible.
I dropped my pill on the ground. Neil's law is in effect, as I can't see where it landed.
by neiltherealdeal May 19, 2015
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Brian’s Law

Murphy’s Law, but with Brian. Literally the same shit.
“Wow, bad luck follows that guy around everywhere

“Yeah, Brian’s Law”
by brianl May 3, 2024
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stepsibling-in-law

1- Stepsibling's spouse.
2- Spouse's stepsibling.
stepsibling-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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Walding's Law

Walding's Law is an adage that is best described as:
Paranoia in the development stage of any serious relationship that anything could cause an end to said relationship.
This is typically more frequent in youthful relationships where relationships tend not to last as long as more mature relationships. This being said does not exclude it from happening to mature and professional relationships.
This phenomenon is common within romantic relationships however it may occur outside one, such as in a new social or professional position.
Some examples of Walding's Law may include being worrying that:
1. Anything you do could cause your new romantic relationship to end.
2. Your new partner talking to someone else leading you to believe that they are interested in them.
3. Doing a task incorrectly could cause you to lose your new job.
4. Acting too much like yourself could make a newfound friend to lose interest in your friendship.

etc.
by StudyClassProductions November 2, 2016
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great-great-granduncle-in-law

1- Great-great-grandaunt's husband.
2- Spouse's great-great-granduncle.
My great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
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