Bagel dogging

When having anal intercourse, and your partner sticks out their tongue.

I was banging her ass so good she started bagel dogging.

by SingleA June 29, 2019

gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

dog-clean

The deceptive state of dishes that appear to be clean but in fact have only been "rinsed" by the licking action of a dishwasher-door-surfing member of the canine family.

Honey, did you run the dishwasher or are they just dog-clean?

by Richard November 23, 2004

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Dog Pilled

The irrefutable idea that Women specifically White Women have sex with their dogs. This is mainly with middle aged women without a husband in which they will get a big dog to cope with their lack of a husband, or they will get a smaller dog to cope with the fact they do not have a kid. Women who also have a weak willed husband will also have sex with their big dog while their husband is at work to fill the gap that their husband is not filling.

Husband: “I think my wife is having intercourse with my dog”
Friend: “You must not have been dog pilled yet”

by Based_Doyleist March 21, 2023

camden dog

A word used mostly by people who live in New Jersey, usually the Southern part of New Jersey, that is used to describe a bad stench coming from a person near or around them.

1. "DAMN, god she smelled like period stained underwear and a camden dog!"
2. "She needs to close her legs, It smelled like a camden dog in here!"

by Alicia Cassey March 1, 2008

fog dogging

everything

I have been fog dogging all summer.

by Seth Brown July 28, 2011