Cotton Eyed Joe

When he comes so far down your throat that you don’t even know (where did he come from, where did he go)

“His dick was so far down my throat when he came that he gave me a Cotton Eyed Joe“

by Giggletits October 28, 2017

Joe Jonas

His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas. He was born on August 15, 1989. He has 3 brothers, Kevin, Nick, & Frankie. He was born to Paul Kevin Jonas & Denise Marie Miller in Casa Grande, Arizona. He is in a band called The Jonas Brothers. A lot of people hate on them, because they are a boy band. But when I facebook their lyrics a lot of people like it, so that juss shows that they actually do have good songs. Joe has done a little solo project as did Nick, his brother. But Joe's voice has hanged by so much. It's no longer a little Jonas voice. Its a Joe matured rock star voice. He is becoming more famous by every minute. *He has recently married. Chrizman Richelle Siddens is her name. She's a girl from Indiana. She actually is a fan, & always have been since the start. She is Joe's wife because she is the only one who understands & loves him for him & doesn't juss take advantage of his money. Now it's juss up to him to see what he has in store for the future.

Joe Jonas has juss won a award!

by Mrs.JosephJonas101 June 14, 2011

Joe Biden

the next president of the United States of America. He will make sure that the wars in the middle east continue and will still put kids in cages and send drone strikes to kill innocent people

dude one: hey did you hear joe biden won?
dude two: yeah I did, I guess it's technically and improvement but barely.

by Engineer Gaming 1 December 2, 2020

billie joe armstrong

you can also see sell out

guitar/singer of green day who sold out with the releases of minority and american idiot. Little kids and tweens everywhere listen to this pop shit. yes no punk or rock about it

by DARBY CRASH June 11, 2005

Billie Joe Armstrong

the hottest guitar player/singer in the world. He is in the band GreenDay. His eyes are dark green and he's to hot to explain.

x: Billie is so hot!

x: Ya he is.

x: Get away from him bitch hes mine

by fucker June 6, 2005

billie joe armstrong

Frontman of the crap band named Greenday. Extememly bad guitar player, all he does is play repetivive power chords and my little sister can play what he considers his "solos". Sold out with the album American Idiot. Ugly as hell, with teenyboppers that have no taste in music or men chase after him. Greenday sucks, pop punk sucks, mtvnagers suck. It sickens me how terrible bands such as Greenday, Simple Plan, My Chemical Romance, or whatever crap get record deals and get famous, yet extremely talented players and bands that are 1000x better than them struggle to make a living.

Anyone that listens to Greenday or likes BJ needs to get a taste in music. Try listening to some Dream Theater, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Racer X, Old Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Motorhead, Dragonforce, Slayer, Ozzy Osbourne, Opeth, Pantera, Testament, Arch enemy, Black Label Society, Nile, SRV, etc.

by Matt Tsang September 20, 2005

Joe Biden Moment

1.) A moment in which you start a sentence and don’t know where it ends so you just ramble on and on until you make something that resembles something sensible.

2.) When all sense is lost for a moment and you forget what you were doing.

Teacher: Did you bring your homework?
Student: Sorry, I had a Joe Biden Moment and forgot it at home

“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”

“ Sometimes I'll start a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way. Like an improv conversation. An improversation.” - Michael Scott

by AllHailBigBoi October 7, 2020