Simp

Alexander Verbesey

“I don’t even like her anymore”
“No Alexander, you are just a simp”

by Happjficifj September 26, 2021

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020

Simp

A person so desperate for pussy that he would jump off a cliff for a girl.

Bruh you are a simp

by Zeg_Wind May 23, 2020

Simp

William Fenner

He’s such a simp on god man

by Nrm.iam February 10, 2020

simp

simp a boy or man who spends money on a woman he doesn’t truly date or have a real connection with .

also can be a woman or girl who spend money on a man who she thinks loves her .

Woman : hey babe i need my hair done can you help me with 260

Man/boy : sure anything for you (gives her way more than she needed ).

woman : (talking to her friends ) that man sure is a simp.

by Facts_speaker September 20, 2021

Simp

S:super
I:into

M:mashed

P:potatoes

"Man I'm a simp:

by Snek in ma boot December 19, 2020

Simp

Simp Is not a word easily defined. it is a state of mind, and attitude.... A religion if you will

Ted is the biggest simp ever he cries over every girl who rejects him. Especially Gemma he simped so hard and she still didn't want him. Ted was always about hoes before bros. Ted is a simp .

by Jdawgenlighteningdefinitions October 26, 2020