An action where 1 person finds the most plump rat specifically in Brooklyn and pins it up against the wall and fucks it rapidly
by Mr. Rat Gooner December 12, 2024

When male is flirted with by a female who has the sole purpose of getting free drinks from that male.
Joe 1: Joe, that girl bar raped you hard back there.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
Joe 2: *Sees girl leave* Yup. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((
Joe 1: That's the problem with the system today. That bitch should get charged with something.
Joe 2: Yeah $12.98.
by househ May 5, 2014

by Adolf Fishsticks May 16, 2016

When you take a math test and you KNOW how to do every single one of the problems, but have forgotten the formulas in order to answer any of the questions
Test Question: "Find the distance between the points (1,1) and (7,3)."
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
You: Fuck, what was the distance formula again?
After the test: Man that test really formula raped me.
by Maxog December 21, 2013

When a person posts a photo with an excessive amount of filters to the point where they look unrealistic. Usually resembling a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race or a blurred out smudge on the lens with eyes
by Tractorgasm April 30, 2019

When you aren't horny, but you still masturbate (normally out of sheer boredom).
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Your heart says no, but your brain says yes.
Intellect: Ya yesterday I was super bored, so I did DIY rape.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
Retard: How can you rape yourself?
Intellect: *radiates big dick energy* I wasn't horny, but I still masturbated.
by crispypiss December 11, 2018

That's so rape
by Tristyy slit his wristy May 26, 2023
