monkey-slut

Someone whose standards are so low that they'll shag a monkey.

Dude, look at the grenade that monkey-slut's dancing with!

by Emily Younger April 23, 2003

monkey cock

1) A funny insult.
2) Something you see at the zoo.

1) You stupid monkey cock.
2) Look, that orangutan is beating around his little monkey cock. Ugh!

by Jonballz February 11, 2004

retarded monkey

Hands Down: Matt Dold.

"Yeah, we already know your a retarded monkey."-The Omega Master

by -The Omega Master February 27, 2005

Mattress Monkey

A crazy, wild lover. Animal in the bedroom..But cute and cuddly in public.

"Last night was so great, he's sucha mattress monkey."

by dustbunny April 27, 2005

English-Monkey

A typical inhabitant of England that, whether male or female, embodies the complete range of qualities of that particular species: 1) short penises for the male, 2) facially typified by horribly deformed big noses, crooked teeth, and bad breath, 3)egotism that is thought to arrise from a poor self and national esteem due to their loss of empire and status, 4) often times drinking or drunk throughout the day, 5) males make up for their shortcomings by fighting in packs, See soccer houligans.

Oh no, the English are playing, get ready for all the English-Monkeys to start fighting again after their team loses.

by jxyz777 July 3, 2006

Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

blowjob monkey

A monkey that gives blowjobs for crack.

Dude, don't be a blowjob monkey.

by Russ B-M February 13, 2006