Ole Mike

Old and Michael. He's best defined as shitty.

Hey where's Mike?
You mean Ole Mike?
Yeah?
In the back being shitty.

by MartianMan69 May 3, 2024

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Jersey Mike’s money

The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

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Dirty Mike Hammer

When you shit on someone's chest and put a cigarette on it

Bro my wife gave me the Dirty Mike Hammer last night and called me a dirty man whore!! I think this BDSM is getting way out of hand

by Goofy1984 July 8, 2024

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Michigan Mike

A sexual act wherein you place a woman into an ice fishing hole and hit it from behind while she stares down a lake trout

Similar to popular videos involving step-mothers being stuck in the dryer, however with the added risk of hypothermia

You should've seen the girl Larry picked up the other day, he took out to the lake and gave her the Michigan Mike

by MichiganMike January 4, 2025

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Mushy mike

The act of vomiting into a cup, stretching a condom over it, and poking a hole at the top allowing a man to masturbate with it

Chloe always has the best puke. When she gives me mushy mikes it makes my cock so happy!

by Marniechan February 28, 2025

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No Mickey

No Mickey - the definition of when the main person for an event or social gathering isn’t present.

At the wedding the bride didn’t show, No Mickey.
At the gender reveal, the mother wasn’t present. No Mickey
~ Reference to Mickey Mouse Club House e.g Mickey isn’t at the clubhouse, No Mickey

Created By Paul S L King

by Kingus.01 March 24, 2025

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