/j

when you are joking on discord

i wanna touch you /j

by johnmarston221 January 13, 2025

J

If someones name starts with j they are.most likely a lightskin and wears nothing but jordan and nike and plays either football or basketball and has curly hair and has the most girls

J is the biggest lightskin of them all

by True facts teller March 2, 2022

Alyssa j

Alyssa J is the most gorgeous woman in the world and most likely to be in love with a guy named Andrew who will treat her like a queen they are the greatest couple ever and will always be together forever once they meet each other alyssa j is a strong-minded woman who claims independence but loves to be babied by her lover anyone who gets to meet an alyssa j will be one lucky son of a bitch

them- whoaaa is that Alyssa J

me- Yeah she's dating andrew

them- he's one lucky mother fucker

by a1782 February 24, 2024

j wat

When some says something totally irrelevant in a conversation

Dude i don't want to hang out with him he is a total j wat

by sexymcbessy November 30, 2009

j-pose

when you pose like a J

"I J-posed so much I totally flew out of existence, man!"

by Wild-Girls September 3, 2023

J. Mind

When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!

Nick gave the girl a J. Mind, and was tired after.

by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007

SCP-911-J

male reproduction organ remover, often seen as an old wrinkly man with white hair weilds red switch blade

guy: I heard SCP-911-J was banned off the wiki..
GUY:WHATT???
gUy:hey isnt that one scp that re-𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳
GuY:no fuck off
SCP-911-J: 𝘀𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺𝘀

by dr.die October 7, 2021