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fart bong

An apparatus containing water through which human gasses pass.
A Bath, Jacuzzi, Swimming Pool, The Ocean, Your best mates pint of beer. e.g. "Dude you just used my pint as a fart bong"
by Roger the Goat Herder July 10, 2006
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pussy fart

I have another definition for this. (Go to queef)
The clit will rise. There is no stopping the clit. May the clit be with us.
by The clit commander April 9, 2003
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dick fart

when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.
Josh like to dick fart with other men late at night.
by Mark K Hermann September 26, 2009
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Fart Stick

used to define an unusual event or person.
Hey did you see the game. What a fart stick.
Geez, John is just completely fart stick
by Sticky Steve November 6, 2003
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old fart

1- a word used to describe a person who is annoying or someone who u r mad at most of the time
person 1- ugh lauren is SO ANNOYING

person 2- I KNOW shes such an old fart
by ugh!!! August 3, 2010
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cat fart

A fart like sound being emitted from the vagina. Also known as queef.
Bob heard a fart come from her vagina. Known as a cat fart.
by Wanda12399BOB February 13, 2008
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dust farts

when u keep a fart stored up in ur intestines for too long a strange dust like substance shoots out with a popping noise and you can not control them they just...POP!
"eerr...ow iv had to fart for 93 days..." says the dust fart victim." PPPOOOOOOOPPPPPPP!!!!!!! "hah...uh scuuuuuze me i just had a dust fart!"
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