BALLS TWO GO

GOD gave us TWO BALLS most of us or if you are nonreligious evolution evolved TWO BALLS for us to have COURAGE AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE.

It is INVOLUNTARY CASTRATION.

This includes ASS SHIT.

It is not TRANSGENDER SHIT ANAL ALAN it is BALLS TWO GO because you are a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE and FLAGRANT SEX MANIAC to the point of untimely EXPOSURE by using PEEPLE.

Hey BALLS TWO GO DICK includes your ANUS CRUNCHER at BUTT FUCKER time PROSTATE GLANDS are no longer part of your ORGASMIC PACKAGE.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT September 14, 2021

Two on the broom, one in the room

The phrase “two on the broom, one in the room” mirrors the rhythm and structure of “two in the pink, one in the stink,” otherwise known as ‘The Shocker’ but for men.

Hold up, did you just go “Two on the broom, one in the room” on me?!

by IncreaseThrust October 12, 2025

A Two Time

A person who is a total liability to their team, causing harm by stealing, sabotaging, and contributing nothing of value.

Jake kept taking supplies for himself, ignored the team's strategy, and even helped the opponents—he's A Two Time.

by Ghost64Swag February 12, 2025

Two bagger

You find yourself in bed with a girl sooooo ugly you need two paper bags, one to put over her head and one to put over your own before you can bring yourself to fuck her.

"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was a two bagger."

by seemymick January 9, 2017

deep day two

When you have overdone the drink/drug intake and have lost consciousness, only regaining consciousness to vomit or threaten to projectile vomit upon passers-by who mock your personal status.

John just deep day two'd and now we need to carry him home.

by Youeh UCB July 30, 2009

Two-tier Keir

A term used to refer to UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer in reference to his preferential treatment of racial minorities and immigrants.

A Rwandan murdered three little girls in Southport and, instead of him, Two-tier Keir is arresting Brits who don't think importing the third world is good for their country.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 26, 2024

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 6, 2025