Freightliner ass

Person with an ass as flat as the nose of a Freightliner truck

"That chick's freightliner ass was so flat, it reminded me of Spongebob Squarepants"

by RevNorm January 12, 2010

cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.

Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.

by KK16 August 27, 2008

Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

Butt-Ass

What you call someone you love who is being difficult with you in a playful way. Not to be used with anger. Just playful.

Quit poking me you Butt-Ass!

by Alpha736 May 9, 2003

ass-mole

A combo of asshole and mole used to describe a female that you dislike.

Man i hate tina, she is an ass-mole

by 2345432545324534332455435454 August 20, 2007

Ass Choad

Any excrement with a diameter greater than the length of the turd itself.

I thought I was constipated, but then I realized I just had to pass a killer ass choad.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

curry ass

When you have eaten too much curry and you are shitting hot burning liquid everywhere.

Punjab had severe curry ass after last nights feast.

by tisithefly April 29, 2014