Will: Dude, last night that chick totally rocked my world.
Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.
Roger: You mean Lisa? Man, she's been around. I hope you wore a dick slipper.
by dugsmet October 14, 2010
Get the dick slippermug. When somebody says something stupid Or does something nobody gives a fuck about you just hit em with the “cricket dick”
by viduity June 21, 2020
Get the Cricket dickmug. A girl in the middle of the day who's eyes are fixated on crotch when crotch is not fixated on the twat.
by Bundai Bob July 17, 2004
Get the dick seekamug. by The Anon xx July 26, 2012
Get the Dick Carriermug. When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013
Get the dick implosionmug. 1.) "What the hell? Where did this ticket come from?" "QUICK DICK!"
2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
2.) Robert received a QUICK DICK from his roommate when he returned to see an eviction notice on his front door.
by a55hor53 May 11, 2014
Get the quick dickmug. Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.
Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".
Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009
Get the Dick Flanaganmug.