Smoking the Bear

Being ignorant enough to go against the said rules from Smokey the Bear. You're a disgrace to the people of the woods.

I ran through Smuggler's Notch with a lit flare, and I need to say there is no better pleasure than smoking the bear.

by A Fatuous Pigeon August 22, 2017

big bear

when you take a shit on a big hairy man

uh oh... i just took a big bear

by Snuggle buns January 8, 2017

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

glue bear

a person that gets boners alot and produces alot of sperm.

"hey glue bear." " how was u and glue bear last night?"

by melly.=] April 1, 2009

cross as a bear with a sore bum

Easily angered. Lookin' fer a fight!

Child: I hate math homework!!
Parent: Now, now... you're as cross as a bear with a sore bum.

by Pousquella April 20, 2018

Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"

Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

damn bear

a phrase commonly used by austin trevizo. what does it mean? idk. when you say this use a cowboy southern accent tho

“this damn bear aint the first time i’ve been in this situation”

by iminlovewithanthonyramos June 30, 2021