Screen Bean

A scrawny, greasy, pubescent boy who does nothing but sit in front of a tv or computer screen to play video games.

Man, my brother is such a fucking screen bean. All he does is play COD.

by Anti-climactic April 29, 2019

Mean Bean

A very smelly piss.

If you ever enter a bathroom and all you smell is an impossibly smelly piss, you call that a Mean Bean.

"Oh Shit! That is a fucking Mean Bean!"

by BluezTaCa November 30, 2024

Bean Grill

A microwave

Put the watermelon in the bean grill for 2 minutes

by Thegayestchinkintheworld May 17, 2023

Fuck beans

Expressing that the person told this should fuck beans because they get no bitches.

Fuck beans idiot

by Woop of thy cool July 5, 2025

shnazzy beans

Shnazzy beans: a typical response to anything from something cool to a mundane comment. Can be used sarcastically, or genuinely. Depending on the person and circumstance.

Aight, shnazzy beans

by grammarnatzi April 12, 2016

squishy bean

It is a reference to when someone as Jenna is hinting that your 95% gay and it’s pretty much a sneak diss

Dakota your a squishy bean

by Squishy bean May 8, 2019

Bean Sauce

when you ejaculate and shit in your girlfriends vagina causing her to throw up all over your dick therefor giving you aids

Me: Im hungry
Her: Want some bean sauce?
Me: Yes please!

by penisthundercuntnugget October 5, 2019