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goon rat 

a goon rat is where a rat or hamster is used by the group to goon inside. Another name would be The groups hamster. If no rat or hamster is available then the closest ginger or goonable person is allowed. generally there is a rota to prevent goon rats being tired
person 1: Hey man, which rat's next on the goon rat rota
person 2: it's actually Steve tomorrow, we ran out of them
goon rat by theJuanwhoknocks January 21, 2025
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Splat Rat 

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.
I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.
Splat Rat by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025
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creatine rat

a meathead who cant go about their day until they snort their 5g of creatine
Rat: man im feeling so damn itchy today
Friend: Take your white powder then you fucking creatine rat

Deak Rat 

Ryan: hey whats your favorite animal? Morken: anything but a deak rat
Deak Rat by Mathew B. Murphy March 25, 2025

plane rat 

The gross, entitled people who scurry to the front of the plane as soon as it lands.
**Ding ding** watch out here come the plane rats.
plane rat by P1nk1e March 30, 2025

Yard Rat 

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.
Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?
Yard Rat by mmc1 April 12, 2025

Egyptian rat pussy 

Braiding your ass/public hair to you head hair
I picked her up by her Egyptian rat pussy