quarter after one

A cult celebration ritual that takes place at 1:15 am, a gathering is held in which the participants do whippets while jamming out to "Need you Now" by Lady Antebellum.

Person 1: "Did you have any plans for quarter after one this evening?"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I just bought three whipped cream canisters!"
Person 1: "It's gonna be the greatest one minute ever!"

quarter after one by 7oG3raPtor737 November 24, 2019

Two #1 One #2 

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.

"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."

Two #1 One #2 by Extra Mayo January 11, 2013

headie one

A person affiliated with OFB with a Bolo 50p shaped head. You should go to broadwater farm estate he is a very friendly guy.

Shall we go to headie one in broadwater farm estate, Yes, you should. Also make sure you do the gun lean whilst your there.

headie one by Zain22 July 8, 2020

the one who knocks

In the criminal underworld when a man becomes so powerful he is able to show up at another man's home and kill him without repercussions, there are two people involved in this scenario. The one who opens the door and gets shot, and the one who knocks.

I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

-Walter White

the one who knocks by WelcomeTo March 16, 2014

The Wrong One 

A person that is initially underestimated in a fight, but ends up molly-whopping his/her opponent .

That dude messed with the wrong one!

You better walk away, I'm the wrong one

The Wrong One by rkeeezy August 20, 2015

I felt that one! 

An ejaculation of pain, suffering, or commiseration when watching or experiencing physical, or psychological pain being inflicted.

Using “I felt that one!” In a conversation:

Husband: Do you want to watch some couples porn or a tennis match?

Wife: Let’s watch the couples porn; you can play tennis pretty well.

Husband: Ouch! I felt that one!

I felt that one! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 18, 2023

the one true king 

Stannis of House Baratheon, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm,

Stannis is the one true king

HE WILL BRING THE DAWN STANNIS FRIST OF HIS NAME TRUE KING OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS

the one true king by SER DAVOS HAND OF THE KING October 23, 2017